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March 31 A day in JBThis morning, I went to JB with Ric and Steph for interview. Well, we were very excited, not for the interview, but the plan afterwards. Haha...
Ric's beef nissin noodles. Smells good! Yummy...
Compare to mine, this bowl is smaller. The mug for Steph's float is very special. It's like a preserved asam bottle. The bubble kept flowing out as he stired the drink. See...
Next, you might feel this is sumptuous.
Then he found this:
We loitered in the complex for quite some time. It's time to GIVE YOUR FEET A BREAK.
As we were happily taking photos, a security officer came. "No camera, please," he said. To my beloved friends, bear in mind. If you are using a camera phone, do not enter the complex. Hehe...
Then, we reached Jusco home appliance section. Suddenly Ric stopped in front a LCD screen and lean his head to it. I don't know why...
Few minutes later, I got ecstatic as soon as I saw this...
I suppose I am normal. As you can see, Steph has proved this statement by his action.
These two fellas have endless topics to discuss. All the way from Parit Raja to JB and back to Parit Raja, they never stop discussing. Impressive indeed! Hence, I have come out with an equation: March 28 Face RecognitionI like Paris Hilton very much, so I have to copy this photo from Lam's blog. Haha, So proud for being resembles her look...
 As you all can see from Photo 1, the web site url is there: www.MyHeritage.com. I tried the web too. Hmm... the result is quite satisfying.
  Yeah! I have celebrities face!!! Or maybe these celebrities have common face like me? Muahaha...
Actually I tried my fren's photo too. But I guess need not to display them here, unless you really want to see Lu Xun or Saddam Hussein's photo. Haha, that's hilarious. Who are they ah? No need to mention la... Go and try urself loh...
(If u r Internet Explorer user, u might cant see the whole pic. save it before u view it) March 27 Blog LinkWas reading Kuan Chuen's blog. Saw something interesting:
I clicked it and I felt very strange. How come the url's so familiar? That's my blog!!!
My first thought was, "What Korean dress he mean?" After a few hours brainstorming, I finally got what he meant. That was 4 years back in year 2002. Yes, Valerene's emerald dress, and he said more looks like a maternity dress. Ok, whatever he said. Valerene's so kind to lend me her dress. So I won't gang up with him to criticise it. "You la, KC! You didn't inform me about the attire for UM NVD opening ceremony, make me so embarrassed!" Anyway, I was busy laughing at his turtleneck shirt at that time.
Ok, this aroused me to look at how the others would describe for my blog link. Let's have a look.
Shin Yang, I never expect you think so highly of me! Actually we don't really know each other as we only in the same class for a year. Maybe it's due to I was one of the victim when the class gathering's organizer (you) decided not to show up. Haha, luckily the event was quite successful, even though without you, keke.
See, this is terrible. *shook my head* Despite the Boh Tea issue, can you see the mistake? Ah-Mak-Kor ah! You got my name with wrong spelling already! Know you for almost 5 years, but you still can made such a big mistake! You are really disappointing me la...
 (P/S: thumbs up for the description of PoiLam, keke)
This blog list is clean, simple, and DULL!!! No doubt the link refers to my blog. Brother Lee San, you really thought without the word "her blog", readers might think that will link to somewhere else? Haha...
Hmm... Here's another Boh Tea. Lie Wei, I personally think that you should add one more Tea Pot as well, so that you can have my Boh Tea using my Tea Pot. Ummmm Ahhhhhh~~~
Wow, Sin Eee, thanks for your compliment, I am in cloud nine. But on my second thought, everyone also can study and write, can join sports and activities. Oh... so that's just a general description, nothing else. Haha... (P/S: I am still seeking for inspiration to comment at your blog link. Stay tune!)
Kae Ling ah! You are not creative at all la... Your impression about me is just our school, class and year? You know what? Your blog reader might have the thought of,"hmm... that's SETA 5A's website." What do you think?
What! Scary man! Really got something tagging me along all these while? Bingo, I am very timid type you know? Last time I couldn't sleep well for a week after watching "The Exorcism of Emily Rose". Really terrifying. Don't give me such fright, ok?
Well, thanks to all my buddies and sistas whom willing to advertise my blog link in your blog. No charges! Therefore, I am also contributing a little space to list friends' blogs down. If I left out yours, do let me know. Hehe...
Few days later..... (31st March)
This entry of mine is working! *hiak hiak hiak*
The following is one of the result...
keke...
March 23 百味杂陈最近不断遭受挫折, 感觉上已经伤痕累累, 体无完肤了. 表面上还要强言欢笑, 装着没一回事. 真无趣.
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半年前应徵兼职, 今天才接到录取的答复. 你当我是露露啊? 我只能说: 对唔住, 我系差人. 真抱歉.
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赶论文+ 测验已够忙了, 还要抽时间去应徵. 可以让我tele-interview 吗? 真厌烦.
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刚获知论文发表延迟的消息, 不知是捷报还是噩耗. 总之, 对于还没百分之百完成的我是捷报, 对于想尽早毕业的我是噩耗. 真矛盾.
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今早留言给一位中学好友. 突然觉得好想重温当年无忧无虑的时光. 不可能, 不能再往回看了, 长大后就是开始追逐自己梦想的时候了. 真遗憾.
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昨天傍晚经过KUITTHO 体育场, 看见教练的身影, 顿时百般滋味在心头. 当时选择在黄金时期黯然退出, 酝酿出了我对教练的愧疚与不舍. 没办法, 训练之余还要替田径队处理行政事务, 我何得何能可抽出时间在课业上. 真可惜.
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昨天下午遇见田径队友, 他说我没那么臃肿了. 是吗? 真可笑.
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无论如何, 日子还是一样要过, 饭还是要吃, 马照跑, 舞照跳. 继续埋首写论文吧! March 20 Jokes: Husband and WifeWell, I find this is hilarious. That's the reason I share them here. Haha...
WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. "The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid! so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES ! A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says......... "HEBREWS"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft. Before the masterpiece !
What's ur opinion? :) March 19 BUSY~~As many of u can see, my MSN messenger status is set to BUSY for a couple of days adi. Somehow there's only one day that nobody prompt me totally, not even a single nudge. Haha, perhaps I am a chatterbox in disguise.
Actually I am busy dealing with my final year project. I find it is quite a nuisance and it brings a lot of unpredicted results that will drive you insane. Frankly speaking, the troubleshooting process is quite exciting, but when you need some extra components, and this is where the problem arise.
1. Stop the troubleshooting process as u don hv the desired component.
2. Get the component form, write the components u want, get approval from supervisor. Ok, it's quite unlucky for u to get a capable and responsible supervisor, cos he's not around always.
3. Finally u got the signature, and you gotta wait the technician to open the Project Lab, so that you can get the components you want. sometimes he wont open so early one, don say i din remind u.
4. Oh dear! OUT OF STOCK! wasting so much time carrying out the procedures. No matter wat, still hv to get the components. So how? read next.
5. Find a suitable time, travel all along to Batu Pahat town, to the electronic components shop. So, from step 1 to step 5, u hv adi wasted much time, let's say 3 days.
6. Alas, got the components, go home asap to solder the components. U need to pray a lot so that ur circuitry wont hv problem anymore.
7. Repeat step 1 to 6 until ur circuit can function without errors. Good luck.
Very time-consuming, and it almost meet deadline now. And I still cannot start my software part since my hardware still need calibration.
Fine, no sweat. Do seminar paper first. oops, nobody got the actual format. gotta find my supervisor again. yes, "cari penyelia", not "jumpa penyelia". Anyway, I only see him once since the beginning of this semester. can't find him? nvm, just write watever i feel necessary.
Issues still occur. how to analyse the circuit using software if the circuitry contains ICs? so wat am i doing now? writing blog. good, this is the ideal place to share my thoughts, release my tension. And this entry tells u wat i m busy with within these few days. yes, busy wasting time dealing with uni procedures and looking for supervisor.
Haha, fine with me. It's a SOLO project, u ought to go through these circumstances by ur own. I hvnt share with u the procedures when u need to transfer the circuit to PCB. Lagi shiok, i tell u... but no time la, gotta stop here. u know, BUSY~~ ya, BUSY~~ March 17 Laughter is the best medicineOne day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!" At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!" A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". " Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same ."
John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he and his wife could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or you can sleep down the hall in the room with baby."
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV - 0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down." A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." March 05 领悟刚接到这个晴天霹雳的噩耗:
欣扬已将他的博客删除了!
唔系甘搞笑的哇?! 这太... 太... 太可惜了吧! 我现在带着既遗憾又惋惜的心情证实这个消息.
唉... 回想每次上网, 我都必定会浏览他的博客. 他总有说不完的话题: 西楚霸王、孙子兵法、工程师谈恋爱、烟火、三级片、小学聚会、商道、大英帝国? 我呸!...... 等等有趣的长篇. 他能以生动活泼的方式阐述着一件平淡的事情, 将他的喜怒哀乐尽情挥洒在那丰富多采的文笔中. 在他的文字间, 我看到了那个曾经在班上活蹦乱跳的过动儿(好像在形容刚被渔夫捕捉上来的鱼, 哈哈), 也看到了他感性闷骚的一面. 感觉上, 象是见证了他对历史文学的浓厚兴趣, 与身边朋友的友谊交情; 对于花言巧语骗女生的伎俩加以抨击反驳, 为不道德的商业伎俩愤愤不平.
最后的文章, 是一则启事, 也是坏消息的前奏. 欣扬, 允许我在这儿阐述这件事. 据说欣扬他妈越洋摇了通电话给他, 劝他不要将自己的心情写照表露无遗, 以免日后给他带来麻烦困扰; 她还说担心女生读后会对他大打折扣, 找不到女朋友. 结果, 他郁闷犹豫了整整一星期; 就在几小时前, 谋杀了他这四个月来的心血.
亲爱的伯母,
您的乖儿子已经照您的意思去做了. 其实, 您的用心良苦我也感受到了. 它无时无刻提醒着我别写些偏激的文章. 我领悟了您的出发点.
谢谢你, 伯母.
 宝智谨启 March 02 毕业刊- 三部曲 (完结篇)终于写到完结篇了. 原来我班的华裔还蛮多的嘛! 在这篇文章里, 我们就来探讨几位性格小生吧!
张国伟-- 来自砂州的独行侠Aaron. 他性格内向, 独来独往, 行踪不定, 总是无声无息地消失, 却也总是静悄悄地出现在你面前. 他极富上进心, 做事有条不紊, 每个小细节都照顾周到. 不然, 为何他总是背着厚重的书包只为上一两堂课呢? 嘻!
黄经纬-- 为人豪迈, 性格爽朗, 颇有大侠的风范. 做事随心所欲, 我行我素, 无所强求. 秉持"要就来, 不要就算" 的心态在大学生涯中游走, 潇洒程度无人能及. 当年那年轻气盛的小伙子, 在岁月的洗礼后, 犹如脱胎换骨般, 如今已蜕变成通情达理的有为青年. 超赞!
李俊麟-- 又是一个神的化身. 又是一个" 我不懂", 接着又回答了你的问题的圣人. 逢年过节, 课还没上完, 他人影就不见了. 由此可见, 他绝对是个典型爱家的男生. 做事有规划, 还没毕业就已有了对未来事业的憧憬与打算. 热爱跑步健身, 但纯粹为了防止"联合国" 的成立.
庄志勇-- 有着亲切友善, 大方得体的形象. 他乐善好施, 明白以和为贵的道理, 从不与人争吵, 从不为别人的恶言相向而耿耿于怀. 像他这样懂得将心比心的人, 实在太少了. 依稀记得初到敦大, 他不谙中文. 谁知才不过半年, 他已说得一口流利的华语, 可谓进步神速, 令人赞叹不已!
杨宝智-- 不就是我, Poh Tee 哪! 我就是这样: 想保持低调, 却又不小心活跃起来; 可以为普通的一件事郁闷一整天, 也可以为无聊的笑话嘻哈一整夜. 不能成为人见人爱的俏姑娘, 就努力成为人见人嗨的好兄弟; 最大的心愿就是人人和睦友好, 和气生财; 你快乐, 所以我也快乐. 好打抱不平, 做事积极, 奋勇向上, 选择性的完美主义者. 怎么样? 我就是心机很重, 你想怎样? 哼!
最后, 祝愿我们这一班的全体同学:
想发财的- 尽早赚到你的第一桶金;
想成家的- 尽早找到你的理想对象;
想继续深造的- 尽早学有所成来回馈社会;
想无所事事的- 尽早清醒觉悟过来吧!
何时才能再相逢呢? 这个嘛... 要看缘分+ 你的造化了啦!
因此, 请您务必要将此毕业刊收好哟! 我们后会有期!
后记: 这三篇呕心沥血之作, 若是描述得不好, 搔不着痒处, 请多多包涵见谅! 毕业刊- 二部曲今天换换口味, 我们将目标锁定在几位文静的同学身上. 别以为这几位是好欺负的. 惹着了, 请自个儿完成作业. 对待他们, 眼睛放亮点, 头脑清醒些, 否则后果自负.
林素贤-- 还是叫"米雪儿" 来得亲切些. 白皙的肌肤, 再加上过人的才智; 用冰雪聪明来形容她, 简直是太贴切了! 她待人总是笑容可鞠, 彬彬有礼, 从不表现出一副不耐烦的样子. 称她为情绪智商高手, 绝对是有过之而无不及啊!
李蕙伶-- 伶牙俐齿, 温柔体贴的代言人. 飘逸的长发, 娇小的身躯, 不知她是否属林黛玉类型, 但肯定是男生们想保护的小鸟伊人类型. 别被她文静斯文的外表蒙骗了, 告诉你, 与她谈天, 总有聊不完的话题. 天马行空任你扯, 听了保证令你乐得笑哈哈.
邓心慧-- 精明能干, 胆大心细; 入得厨房, 出得厅堂, 如此女中豪杰要上哪儿找? 来我班就对了! 上课内容怎么都听不明白? 安啦! 找"安得啦", 你考试就真的心安理得啦! 除此之外, 她还练得一手好琴 (钢琴). 看, 她是多么地优雅高尚!
易彦全-- 俗称"阿蛋". 典故? 这要追朔到他的姓氏: 阿易= A-Iek = A-Egg = 阿蛋. 够扯了吧! 他心地善良, 不苟言笑, 不爱计较, 不说是非. 总是设身处地为他人着想, 却忽略了自身的利益. 如此的大好人, 你忍心占他的便宜吗! 课堂上, 他领悟力极高, 大可直接称他为- 神.
郭诗龙-- 巴株龙. 酷爱周杰伦, 搞到如今连吐词咬字都酷似周杰伦, 令人产生" 他在自言自语吗? " 的错觉. 他嘴边总挂着" 我不会", 但问题来时, 他总是能迎刃而解, 对答如流. 阿龙, 您太谦虚了吧! 诗龙得云雨, 终非巴株之物, 照此推算, 此股行情将持续看涨!
编按: 呼! 总算完成这篇" 不可能的任务", 太难写了吧! 不过为了这本毕业刊, 我到底还是拼了! 那么, 敬请留意明日的<<毕业刊- 完结篇>>! 看看国伟, 志勇, 经纬和俊麟在我笔下又能成为什么样的传奇人物呢! |
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